Shape a New Era of Crime
Be Taken
Description
The only DeFi platform inspired by Donald J. Trump. Buy these tokens and watch their value erode.
Benefits of owning $WLFI
Description
As a "owner", you'll instantly "gain" a "voice" in "shaping" the future of "DeFi".
Can't Spend It
You gain nothing by having this token. Can't even buy a cup of coffee with it.
Asshole
This is what your friends and family will call you for wasting money on this grift.
You're a Pawn
Trump and friends will get rich off of this. You won't. They are con-men and you are the mark.
Meet Our Team
Description
Meet the passionate minds born on 3rd base that want to free you from your money.
Donald J. Trump
Eric Trump
Donald Trump Jr
Barron Trump
Are you new to crypto?
It's like, were you into baseball cards? Or like Beanie Babies? Crypto is like that except it's for bros and chick bros. And everyone has "fuck face" written on them. Basically, crypto is kinda like Amway but without any shampoo.
Look, Eric is involved and seems like he might be OK... for someone that is an obvious idiot.